Foreman’s Log: It’s Almost Slime… Season 2 TV Packs Are En Route
Nickelodeon Season 2 drop details are here!
October 24, 2022
The Splat Factory is quiet but the stench screams in my nostrils.
On the bright side, the trash left behind by Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm has clogged the conveyor belts and halted further production of new TV Packs. Even amidst the chaos, 10,500 packs made it through the line.
Unfortunately, as GIR was distracting me (there’s just something about that dang Doom Song), Zim was able to beam the completed TV Packs onto his ship and he flew off toward the Nickelodeon.xyz marketplace.
While assessing the damage, I found that GIR spilt a chocolate bubblegum slushie on the main console. And what did I find stuck to it? A note written in Zim’s native Irken that, when deciphered, outlined Zim’s plans for global domination. Here’s what it said:
Zim’s Evil Plan:
Phase 1 — Complete
- Team up with monsters ✅
- Surprise puny Foreman ✅
- Take over The Splat Factory ✅
Phase 2 — Complete
- Have GIR distract the Foreman ✅
- Obtain TV Pack creations ✅
- Escape like a squak in my shmoopsquizz ✅
Phase 3 — In Progress
- Release TV Packs to pitiful humans ⬜️
How I’ll sell TV Packs to pitiful humans:
- Total Packs: 10,500
- Pass Holder & Allowlist Packs: 6,000
- Public Packs: 4,000
- Marketing & Community Packs: 500
- Price per Pack: $50
11/1 at 12pm ET — Snapshots
An Allowlist Snapshot Protocol will execute on the Earth date and time stated above.
This snapshot documents specific humans so I can give them guaranteed access to a Season 2 TV Pack. These humans will automatically qualify for my minion program should they meet any of the following criteria:
Season 1 Mashup holders — (1 free TV Pack per Mashup)
Because you understand the power of a Mashup, I can trust you’ll make a loyal minion. For this, you’ll be rewarded with 1 FREE TV Pack for each hideous revealed Mashup in your possession. (No sealed packs allowed, humans.)
Season 1 auction holders — (1 free TV Pack per character)
Oh yes, I see you, HUMAN WHALES! Although I don’t understand the benefit of being both a human and a whale, I’m very pleased to see you living the mashup mentality. Plus, your drive to win something is unmatched in your species. You will receive 1 FREE TV PACK PER AUCTION CHARACTER HELD!
RECUR Pass Holder — (1 allowlist code per qualifying Pass)
Because I am vastly generous, new minion hires with a RECUR Pass will get one allowlist code for every eligible Pass they hold with specific evil traits as defined below.
Passes must meet at least one of the following evil qualifications:
- Most Occurring Color: Purple
- Longest Sequence: 3, 4, or 5
- Digit Sum: 1, 2, 3, 40, 41, or 42
- Color Set: Monochrome
- Property Tag: Unity, Zero, Perfect, Pi, Fibonacci, Binary, Cube, or Square
Find an eligible RECUR Pass here before the snapshot.
Nickelodeon.xyz holders — (1 allowlist code per pair of eligible character and RECUR Pass)
I’ll also extend allowlist codes to Nickelodeon.xyz holders if they hold both:
- Any RECUR Pass
- A Nickelodeon Season 1 character with a Slime Score of 3 or greater OR with any VFX attribute
11/7 at 11am ET — RECUR Pass Holder & Nickelodeon.xyz holder (minion) allowlist sale
You minions who are eligible for the allowlist sale will receive your allowlist code(s) on 11/7 prior to the start of the sale. Each code can be used to purchase one TV Pack from 11/7 at 11am ET to 11/8 at 10:59am ET.
Any unsold TV Packs from the allowlist sale will become available in the RECUR Pass Holder advanced sale.
11/8 at 1pm ET — RECUR Pass Holder advanced window sale
All RECUR Pass Holders will get early access to purchase TV Packs. The sale will last for an hour, as long as the Pass Holder allocated packs are available.
Any remaining TV Packs at the end of the Pass Holder sale will roll into the public sale.
- 11/8 at 2pm ET — General public sale
- 11/9 — Assess invasion force
FINAL PHASES OF MY EVIL PLAN
Phase 4 — In Progress
- Exchange for our newly created Slime ⬜️
Phase 5 — In Progress
- Create mashups to take over the world ⬜️
- Laugh maniacally with GIR for an extended time ⬜️